Morris and his wife
Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would
say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always
replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty
dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and
Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I
don't ride that helicopter, I might never get
another chance.' To
this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and
fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the
couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of
you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not
say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word,
it's fifty
dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed
and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not
a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
over and over again, but
still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned
to Morris and
said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to
yell out, but you
didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the
truth, I almost said
something when Esther fell out, but you know,
fifty dollars is
fifty dollars!'