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545 vs. 300,000,000 People
- By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in
the world who create problems and
then
campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both
the Democrats and the Republicans
are
against deficits, WHY do we have
deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if all the
politicians are against inflation
and
high taxes, WHY do we have
inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal
budget. The President does.
You and I don't have the
Constitutional authority to vote
on appropriations.
The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax
code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy,
Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary
policy, the Federal Reserve Bank
does.
One hundred senators, 435
congressmen, one President, and
nine Supreme Court
justices equates to 545 human
beings out of the 300 million are
directly,
legally, morally, and individually
responsible for the domestic
problems
that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the
Federal Reserve Board because that
problem was
created by the Congress. In 1913,
Congress delegated its
Constitutional duty
to provide a sound currency to a
federally chartered, but private,
central
bank.
I excluded all the special
interests and lobbyists for a
sound reason. They
have no legal authority. They have
no ability to coerce a senator, a
congressman, or a President to do
one cotton-picking thing. I don't
care if
they offer a politician $1 million
in cash. The politician has the
power to
accept or reject it. No matter
what the lobbyist promises, it is
the
legislator's responsibility to
determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much
of their energy convincing you
that what
they did is not their fault. They
cooperate in this common con
regardless of
party.
What separates a politician from a
normal human being is an excessive
amount
of gall. No normal human being
would have the gall of a Speaker,
who stood
up and criticized the President
for creating deficits. The
President can
only propose a budget. He cannot
force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the
supreme law of the land, gives
sole
responsibility to the House of
Representatives for originating
and approving
appropriations and taxes. Who is
the speaker of the House? John
Boehner. He
is the leader of the majority
party. He and fellow House
members, not the
President, can approve any budget
they want. If the President vetoes
it,
they can pass it over his veto if
they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that
a nation of 300 million cannot
replace 545
people who stand convicted by
present facts -- of incompetence
and
irresponsibility. I can't think of
a single domestic problem that is
not
traceable directly to those 545
people. When you fully grasp the
plain truth
that 545 people exercise the power
of the federal government, then it
must
follow that what exists is what
they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's
because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's
because they want it in the red.
If the Army & Marines are in
Iraq and Afghanistan , it's
because they want
them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...
If they do not receive social
security but are on an elite
retirement plan
not available to the people, it's
because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government
problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift
the blame to bureaucrats, whom
they hire
and whose jobs they can abolish;
to lobbyists, whose gifts and
advice they
can reject; to regulators, to whom
they give the power to regulate
and from
whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you
into the
belief that there exists
disembodied mystical forces like
"the economy,"
"inflation," or
"politics" that prevent
them from doing what they take an
oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone,
are responsible.
They and they alone, have the
power.
They and they alone, should be
held accountable by the people who
are their
bosses.
Provided the voters have the
gumption to manage their own
employees...
We should vote all of them out of
office and clean up their mess!
What you do with this article now
that you have read it... is up to
you.
This might be funny if it weren't
so true. Be sure to read all the
way to
the end:
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he
screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75
cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges on Tax
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security
Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal
Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State
and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge
Tax
Telephone Recurring and
Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100
years ago, & our nation was
the most
prosperous in the world. We had
absolutely no national debt, had
the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom
stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the heck happened? Can you
spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around THE USA at
least 545 times!
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