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A Little "HOLY"
Humor!
LOT'S WIFE The Sunday School
teacher was
Describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned
Into a pillar of salt, when little Jason
interrupted,
'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,'
He announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a
Telephone pole!'
GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school
Teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person
Lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding,
what would
You do?' A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed
Silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'
DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school
Teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot
of
Fishing when he was on the Ark ?' 'No,'
Replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'
HIGHER POWER A Sunday school teacher said to her
Children, 'We have been learning how powerful kings
and
Queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher
Power.
Can anybody tell me what it is?' One child blurted
out,
'Aces!'
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD A
Sunday School
Teacher decided to have her young class memorize one
of the
Most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She
gave the
Youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick
was
Excited about the task - but he just couldn't
remember
The Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get
past the
First line. On the day that the kids were scheduled
to
Recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky
was so
Nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the
Microphone and said proudly, 'The Lord is my
Shepherd,
And that's all I need to know."
BEING THANKFUL A Rabbi said to a
Precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your mother says
your
Prayers for you each night? That's very commendable.
What does she say?' The little boy replied, 'Thank
God he's in bed!'
TIME TO PRAY A pastor asked a
Little boy if he said his prayers every night. 'Yes,
Sir,' the boy replied. 'And, do you always say them
In the morning, too?' the pastor asked. 'No
Sir,' the boy replied. 'I ain't scared in the
Daytime.'
SAY A PRAYER Little Johnny
and
His family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the
Table as the food was being served. When Little
Johnny
Received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said
His mother. 'I don't need to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do,' his mother insisted. 'We
Always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house,' Johnny explained.
'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to
Cook!'
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