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Welcome to Call to Decision
Subject: Bubba Had em
To: Undisclosed-Recipient
Bubba
Had Shingles
Those
of us who spend
much time in a
doctor's office
should
appreciate this!
Doesn't it
seem more and
more that
physicians are
running their
practices like
an assembly
line? Here's
what happened to
Bubba:
Bubba
walked into a
doctor's office
and the
receptionist
asked him what
he had. Bubba
said,
'Shingles.'
So she
wrote down his
name, address, medicare
number
and told him to
have a seat.
Fifteen
minutes later a
nurse's aide came
out and asked
Bubba what he had.
Bubba
said, 'Shingles.'
So she wrote
down his height,
weight, a complete
medical
history and
told Bubba to wait
in the examining
room.
A
half hour later a
nurse came in and
asked Bubba what he
had. Bubba said,
'Shingles.' So
the nurse gave Bubba
a blood test,
a blood
pressure
test, an electrocardiogram,
and told Bubba to
take off all his
clothes and wait for
the doctor.
An
hour later the doctor
came in and found
Bubba sitting
patiently naked as a
jaybird and asked
Bubba what he had.
Bubba said,
'Shingles.' The
doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba
said, 'Outside on the
truck. Where do
you want me to unload
'em??'
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