Children Are Quick ____________________________________   TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:         Here it  is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America? CLASS:         Maria. ____________________________________     TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________   TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   (I  Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   __________________________________ TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:       Me! __________________________________________   TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   _______________________________________ TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' MILLIE:           I is.. TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       ________________________________ TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                          Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....     ______________________________________   TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   ______________________________ TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..                         Did you copy his? CLYDE  :        No, sir. It's the same dog.       (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no                        longer  interested? HAROLD:      A teacher __________________________________   PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!