It hurts to take a hard look
at yourself from time to time, and this should
help get you started.
During a
visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill
up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal
person would pull the plug. Do you want a
room with or without a view?"
