CHILDREN IN CHURCH
KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I
am.'
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After the christening of his baby
brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the
back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what
was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet
in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say,
'Let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother
and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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A father was at the beach with his
children
when the four-year-old son ran up to
him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son
asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad
replied.
The boy thought a moment and then
said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the
girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,'
the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people to dinner?'
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Peace, love and happiness
This is a Thomas Kinkade painting.
It's rumored to carry a miracle!
They say if you pass this on, you will
receive a miracle.
I am passing this on because I thought
it was lovely, and besides, who
couldn't use a miracle?