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Subject: honeymoon is over
Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:37:29 +0000

THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN

THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING.

You know the honeymoon is over when comedians start their routines this

way:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .

and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

        --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

        --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

        --Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

        --Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to

     society. The other is for housing prisoners.

        --David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the

     ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

        --Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

        --Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers"

     program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

        --David Letterman