… to kill people. I carry
a gun to keep from being killed.
I don’t carry a gun to scare people. I carry
a gun because sometimes
this world can be a scary
place.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid. I
carry a gun because there
are real threats in the
world.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I
carry a gun because I have
lived long enough to see
the evil in the world.
I don’t carry a gun because I hate the
government. I carry a gun
because I understand the
limitations of government.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry. I
carry a gun so that I don’t
have to spend the
rest of my life hating myself for failing to be
prepared.
I don’t carry a gun because my sex organs are
too small. I carry a gun
because I want to continue
to use those sex organs for the purpose for
which
they were intended for a good long time to come.
I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot
someone. I carry a gun
because I want to die at a
ripe old age in my bed, and not on a
sidewalk
somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy. I
carry a gun because, when
I die and go to heaven, I
want to be a cowboy.
I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a
man. I carry a gun because
men know how to take
care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don’t carry a gun because I feel
inadequate. I carry a gun because
unarmed and
facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don’t carry a gun because I love it. I
carry a gun because I love
life and the people who
make it meaningful to me.
tena's note: VERY NICE AND TO THE POINT!!
