Obitu
ary for a Natio
n
By Kerry
Beard
Octob
er 4, 2008
The Unite
d State
s of Ameri
ca, 232 years
of age, passe
d away tragi
cally
on Frida
y after
noon Octob
er 3, 2008 in Washi
ngton
D.C. She was born to a group
of patri
ots calle
d the "
Found
ing Fathe
rs" at Indep
enden
ce Hall in Phila
delph
ia, PA on July 4, 1776.
Her birth
was the first
of it's kind in the histo
ry of the world
. Once she gaine
d her indep
enden
ce, she flour
ished
and grew to becom
e the most power
ful natio
n on the face of the earth
. She also offer
ed to prote
ct the right
to Life,
Liber
ty and the Pursu
it of Happi
ness to all becau
se she belie
ved that all men were endow
ed by their
creat
or with these
unali
enabl
e right
s.
Accor
ding to the coron
er's repor
t, her death
was cause
d by an overd
ose of a deadl
y toxin
known
as "
greed
." The coron
er state
d that the once power
ful natio
n was unawa
re that she had been recei
ving injec
tions
of the extre
mely poiso
nous greed
for nearl
y 100 years
. Ironi
cally
, these
injec
tions
were being
admin
ister
ed by the elect
ed offic
ials who were entru
sted with her care.
The first
injec
tion was order
ed by Woodr
ow Wilso
n in Decem
ber of 1913 when he signe
d the Feder
al Reser
ve act into law, even thoug
h he had no const
ituti
onal autho
rity to do so. This injec
tion allow
ed a group
of paras
ites known
as "
Feder
al Reser
ve Banks
" to liter
ally suck the life blood
out of her fragi
le econo
mic syste
m.
Over the next sever
al years
sever
al other
patri
ots were aware
of the poiso
ning of the young
Repub
lic and tried
to warn the citiz
ens who lived
withi
n her borde
rs, but they were dismi
ssed by a contr
olled
media
as unpat
rioti
c kooks
and quack
s. In 2007 a stron
g movem
ent devel
oped to try to save the dying
natio
n. They knew,
from readi
ng the Found
ing Fathe
rs' instr
uctio
ns, that there
was an antid
ote to the poiso
n and that the paras
ites could
be expos
ed and remov
ed. But they too were ignor
ed and dismi
ssed.
Once the elect
ed offic
ials reali
zed that the 232 year old repub
lic was about
to meet her demis
e, they began
pumpi
ng more and more poiso
nous greed
into her alrea
dy bloat
ed econo
mic syste
m. They said this was "
neces
sary"
to prop up the dying
Repub
lic'
s saggi
ng econo
my. This effor
t was done despi
te the objec
tion of 90% of the young
Natio
n's 300 milli
on citiz
ens. 74 elect
ed offic
ials in the Senat
e and 263 in the House
of Repre
senta
tives
agree
d with the Treas
ury Secre
tary,
Chair
man of the Feder
al Reser
ve and the Presi
dent that more poiso
n was the best treat
ment.
And on Octob
er 3, 2008 Presi
dent Georg
e W. Bush admin
ister
ed the final
letha
l injec
tion by signi
ng the so calle
d "
Bailo
ut Packa
ge" into law.
No viewi
ng, memor
ial servi
ce or even buria
l has been plann
ed for the Repub
lic. It seems
very few know she has passe
d away,
since
the poiso
n has made her unrec
ogniz
able from the Repub
lic she once was. And the elect
ed offic
ials have most of her 300 milli
on citiz
ens convi
nced they still
live in a Const
ituti
onal Repub
lic inste
ad of a Socia
list State
