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Welcome to Call to Decision
It
is
so
unusual
to
get
a
funny,
non
political,
non
sexist,
non
racist,
and
non
doomsday
message
that
I
wanted
to
make
your
day
by
sending
it
along!
I
know
you'll
enjoy
it.
THE
POTTY
A
LITTLE
THREE
YEAR
OLD
BOY
IS
SITTING
ON
THE
TOILET.
HIS
MOTHER
THINKS
HE
HAS
BEEN
IN
THERE
TOO
LONG,
SO
SHE
GOES IN
TO
SEE
WHAT'S
UP.
THE
LITTLE
BOY
IS
SITTING
ON
THE
TOILET
READING
A
BOOK.
BUT
ABOUT
EVERY
15
SECONDS
OR
SO,
HE
PUTS
THE
BOOK
DOWN,
GRIPS
ONTO
THE
TOILET
SEAT
WITH
HIS
LEFT
HAND
AND
HITS
HIMSELF
ON
TOP
OF
HIS
HEAD
WITH
HIS
RIGHT
HAND.
HIS
MOTHER
SAYS:
"BILLY,
ARE
YOU
ALL
RIGHT?
YOU'VE
BEEN
IN
HERE
FOR
A
WHILE."
BILLY
SAYS:
"I'M
FINE,
MOMMY.
I
JUST
HAVEN'T
GONE
POTTY'
YET."
MOTHER
SAYS:
"OK,
YOU
CAN
STAY
HERE
A
FEW
MORE
MINUTES.
BUT,
BILLY
WHY
ARE
YOU
HITTING
YOURSELF
ON
THE
HEAD?"
BILLY
SAYS:
"WORKS
FOR
KETCHUP."
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