How's
this
for
apocalyptic
literature.
This
was
written
by
a
pastor's
wife
in
biblical
prose
as
a
commentary
of
current
events.
It
is
brilliant.
------------------------
And
it
came
to
pass
in
the
Age
of
Insanity
that
the
people
of
the
land
called
America
,
having
lost
their
morals,
their
initiative,
and
their
will
to
defend
their
liberties,
chose
as
their
Supreme
Leader
that
person
known
as
"The
One."
He
emerged
from
the
vapors
with
a
message
that
had
no
meaning;
but
He
hypnotized
the
people
telling
them,
"I
am
sent
to
save
you."
My
lack
of
experience,
my
questionable
ethics,
my
monstrous
ego,
and
my
association
with
evil
doers
are
of
no
consequence.
I
shall
save
you
with
hope
and
Change.
Go,
therefore,
and
proclaim
throughout
the
land
that
he
who
proceeded
me
is
evil,
that
he
has
defiled
the
nation,
and
that
all
he
has
built
must
be
destroyed.
And
the
people
rejoiced,
for
even
though
they
knew
not
what
"The
One"
would
do,
he
had
promised
that
it
was
good;
and
they
believed.
And
"The
One"
said
"
We
live
in
the
greatest
country
in
the
world.
Help
me
change
everything
about
it!"
And
the
people
said,
"Hallelujah!
Change
is
good!"
Then
He
said,
"We
are
going
to
tax
the
rich
fat-cats."
And
the
people
said
"Sock
it
to
them!"
"And
redistribute
their
wealth."
And
the
people
said,
"Show
us
the
money!"
And
the
he
said,
"
redistribution
of
wealth
is
good
for
everybody."
"4"
And
Joe
the
plumber
asked,
"
Are
you
kidding
me?
You're
going
to
steal
my
money
and
give
it
to
the
deadbeats??"
And
"The
One"
ridiculed
and
taunted
him,
and
Joe's
personal
records
were
hacked
and
publicized.
One
lone
reporter
asked,
"Isn't
that
Marxist
policy?"
And
she
was
banished
from
the
kingdom!
Then
a
citizen
asked,
"With
no
foreign
relations
experience
and
having
zero
military
experience
or
knowledge,
how
will
you
deal
with
radical
terrorists?"
And
"The
One"
said,
"Simple.
I
shall
sit
with
them
and
talk
with
them
and
show
them
how
nice
we
really
are;
and
they
will
forget
that
they
ever
wanted
to
kill
us
all!"
And
the
people
said,
"Hallelujah!!
We
are
safe
at
last,
and
we
can
beat
our
weapons
into
free
cars
for
the
people!"
Then
"The
One"
said
"I
shall
give
95%
of
you
lower
taxes."
And
one,
lone
voice
said,
"But
40%
of
us
don't
pay
ANY
taxes."
So
"The
One"
said,
"Then
I
shall
give
you
some
of
the
taxes
the
fat-cats
pay!"
And
the
people
said,
"Hallelujah!
Show
us
the
money!"
Then
"The
One"
said,
"I
shall
tax
your
Capital
Gains
when
you
sell
your
homes!"
And
the
people
yawned
and
the
slumping
housing
market
collapsed.
And
He
said.
"I
shall
mandate
employer-funded
health
care
for
every
worker
and
raise
the
minimum
wage.
And
I
shall
give
every
person
unlimited
health
care
and
medicine
and
transportation
to
the
clinics."
And
the
people
said,
"Give
me
some
of
that!"
Then
he
said,
"I
shall
penalize
employers
who
ship
jobs
overseas."
And
the
people
said,
"Where's
my
rebate
check?"
Then
"The
One"
said,
"I
shall
bankrupt
the
coal
industry
and
electricity
rates
will
skyrocket!"
And
the
people
said,
"Coal
is
dirty,
coal
is
evil,
no
more
coal!
But
we
don't
care
for
that
part
about
higher
electric
rates."
So
"The
One"
said,
Not
to
worry.
If
your
rebate
isn't
enough
to
cover
your
expenses,
we
shall
bail
you
out.
Just
sign
up
with
the
ACORN
and
you
troubles
are
over!"
Then
He
said,
"Illegal
immigrants
feel
scorned
and
slighted.
Let's
grant
them
amnesty,
Social
Security,
free
education,
free
lunches,
free
medical
care,
bi-lingual
signs
and
guaranteed
housing..."
And
the
people
said,
"Hallelujah!"
and
they
made
him
king!
And
so
it
came
to
pass
that
employers,
facing
spiraling
costs
and
ever-higher
taxes,
raised
their
prices
and
laid
off
workers.
Others
simply
gave
up
and
went
out
of
business
and
the
economy
sank
like
unto
a
rock
dropped
from
a
cliff.
The
banking
industry
was
destroyed.
Manufacturing
slowed
to
a
crawl.
And
more
of
the
people
were
without
a
means
of
support.
Then
"The
One"
said,
"I
am
the
"the
One"-
The
Messiah
-
and
I'm
here
to
save
you!
We
shall
just
print
more
money
so
everyone
will
have
enough!"
But
our
foreign
trading
partners
said
unto
Him.
"Wait
a
minute.
Your
dollar
is
not
worth
a
pile
of
camel
dung!
You
will
have
to
pay
more...
And
"The
One"
said,
"Wait
a
minute.
That
is
unfair!!"
And
the
world
said,
"Neither
are
these
other
idiotic
programs
you
have
embraced.
Lo,
you
have
become
a
Socialist
state
and
a
second-rate
power.
Now
you
shall
play
by
our
rules!"
And
the
people
cried
out,
"Alas,
alas!!
What
have
we
done?"
But
yea
verily,
it
was
too
late.
The
people
set
upon
The
One
and
spat
upon
him
and
stoned
him,
and
his
name
was
dung.
And
the
once
mighty
nation
was
no
more;
and
the
once
proud
people
were
without
sustenance
or
shelter
or
hope.
And
the
Change
"The
One"
had
given
them
was
as
like
unto
a
poison
that
had
destroyed
them
and
like
a
whirlwind
that
consumed
all
that
they
had
built.
And
the
people
beat
their
chests
in
despair
and
cried
out
in
anguish,
"give
us
back
our
nation
and
our
pride
and
our
hope!!"
But
it
was
too
late,
and
their
homeland
was
no
more.
You
may
think
this
a
fairy
tale,
but
it's
not.
It's
happening
RIGHT
NOW
THIS
really
tells
it
like
it
is.
After
reading
it
--
and
before
you
go
into
the
bathroom
to
throw-up
--
forward
it
to
your
friends
and
those
you
know
who
care
about
our
country
and
what
is
happening
to
it
under
the
rule
of
Commissar
Obamanation.
