It
is so unusual
to get a funny,
non political, non
sexist, non
racist message
that I wanted to
make your
day by sending it
along! I know
you'll enjoy
it.
THE POTTY....
A LITTLE THREE
YEAR OLD BOY IS
SITTING ON THE
TOILET.
HIS MOTHER
THINKS HE HAS
BEEN IN
THERE TOO LONG, SO
SHE GOESIN TO
SEE WHAT'S
UP. THE
LITTLE BOY IS
SITTING ON THE
TOILET
READING A BOOK.
BUT ABOUT
EVERY 15
SECONDS OR SO, HE
PUTS THE
BOOK DOWN,
GRIPS ONTO THE
TOILET SEAT WITH
HIS LEFT HAND
AND HITS HIMSELF
ON TOP OF HIS HEAD
WITH HIS
RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS:
"BILLY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU'VE BEEN
IN HERE FOR
A WHILE."
BILLY SAYS:
"I'M
FINE, MOMMY.
I JUST
HAVEN'T GONE
'POTTY'
YET." MOTHER
SAYS: "OK,
YOU CAN STAY
HERE A FEW MORE
MINUTES, BUT,
BILLY, WHY
ARE YOU HITTING
YOURSELF ON THE
HEAD?"
